Introducing the "Indian School of Corruption". Principal Shri A. Raja, ex-telecom minister of India, VP Shri Suresh Kalmadi, ex-Chief, OC, CWG 2010. Our regular faculty includes prominent names of the corruption industry, like Shri Lalit Modi, ex chief, IPL, Shri Ramalinga Raju, ex-chief, Satyam, Shrimati Nira Radia and Shri Ratan Tata, Shri Hasan Ali, the largest tax defaulter in the country, etc. We keep updating out list with names released by the CAG and the Supreme Court. Along with this we also have guest lecturers, both from within the country and abroad on topics like "How to buy votes for cash" and "How to get clean chit from the Indian Authorities and evade extradition" by speakers like Captain Satish Sharma, Mr. Quatrochhi and Mr. Anderson. Again this list is only indicative and we will keep updating based on new exposes by CAG, Wikileaks and Supreme Court. Very shortly we also plan to introduce courses on topics of anger management like "How to be live life king size after killing hundreds in public view and attacking the parliament". Talks are on with prominent achievers in this field. We are awaiting their release against a plane hijack.So prospective candidates keep checking this space for updates on this topic.
Remember, only we provide you the shortest cut to making not one, not ten, not hundred but "THOUSAND" crores at one go. So come join us and make India Shining.
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